Jun 23 2008
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“We can get drunk faster!”
A compilation of Jessica quotes after her “two drink” limit Friday night:
“I thought we were going swimming” (while walking around pantless and with just her swim suit on.)
“My crack is out”
“Dub you’re spilling” (x 5123098)
“The Satyr is hungry so I’m going to drink more. I want to get lost in Narnia!”
“My ass is nice. I’ve been working it out.”
(While standing in front of a huge American flag that is hanging up in Dub’s apartment after being there for 2 hours) “WOAH I didn’t notice the American flag.”
“I just had a wet taco and it was disgusting.”
“Wait I can’t find the fronts.” (in reference to her underwear)
You know you miss her.
Post by Tyler Davis
